I close it so there is less poop water spraying all over the bathroom.

I literally don’t give a shit about the seat up or down, but close the lid ffs. Stop spray germs all over my toothbrush.

Also, I don’t care what direction the toilet paper goes. I don’t even look at it when I put a new roll in. I’m a free spirit.

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If you take the toilet seat up or down debate seriously I can only assume you’re a tulpa conjured from the brain of a hack boomer comedian

I always close the lid when I’m not using my toilet. So do my wife and kid. It’s weird that people leave theirs open.

I think it is solved by having a urinal be standard in a home bathroom. People like having a shower and a separate tub. Same.

it’s the default solution in my house because of the cats

It is also the best option as it reduces bacterial spreading whipe flushing.

Do your business on the floor next to the toilet, problem solved. No more flipping seats.

How about no toilets? How about no cities?

“These invisible particles go on to coat and spread onto surfaces like floors and counters; or objects like hand towels, bathmats or even toothbrushes.
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Toilets are scientifically proven to continue to produce contaminated toilet plumes over multiple successive flushes as indicated in the above video.
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Toilet aerosols are known to contain Norovirus, SARS Coronavirus, Salmonella and many other Diseases.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_plume

TLDR: always put the lid down before flushing.

In other words: just pee and crap sitting down

That’s what I do. It’s gross to keep it up in any orientation of up.

Just sit down to pee, losers.

At home I leave it down, of I’m at a dive bar or something I leave the seat up so the next guy won’t piss all over the seat. That benefits everyone.

Lid down gang. Stop leaving your toilet seats up.