• Jesus_666@feddit.de
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    Alternatively you turn it around and play it like a buddy cop movie: The straight-laced paladin screwed up and ended up breaking the law big time. He’s given probation of he does some stuff for the city and the probation officer happens to be the loosest cannon in the entire force.

    Cue the rogue constantly operating on “eh, it’s probably going to be okay” (and getting his way because he’s the actual cop) and the paladin burning half of his spell slots on curing the ulcers he’s developing.

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      Barb has also not figured it out because their sister marrying a bear made perfect sense to them. Bears are strong, clever creatures, who wouldn’t want to marry one?

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    Fighter: Barbarian’s fratbro drinking buddy

    Wizard: Fighter’s emotionally distant and verbally abusive father-figure

    Monk: Wizard’s even more emotionally distant and verbally abusive father-figure

    Sorcerer: Monk’s third ex-spouse, mostly along to look after the Fighter because he’s like a little brother to her

    Ranger: Sorcerer’s daughter by a second marriage and also the Druid’s husband (which has led to some confusing moments with the cleric)

    Bard: Rogue’s legal defense counsel