Do not cite the ancient Jack Herer to me nephew, for I was

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hacking cough

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20ish years ago I walked into a medicinal tent at a music festival because my friend I was with “knew someone there”. whatever, I thought.
it was just two standoffish dudes. they ask her “is he cool?” and she was all “yeah.” and they started token. he handed me the little metal pipe and I went to town on my one hit, trying to show them that I was, in fact cool.

maaaaan. something in that herb (it was really good stuff) just lit a fire down my throat and into my lungs and I was coughing like 'dude are you gonna be ok?" coughing like never before. I was gasping and coughing until she basically walked me out of there.

one hit.

so cool.

^^ Me after one hit of my ex’s weapons-grade pot.