Some girl took that selfie and never imagined someone would caption it like this.
Wait, how is she holding the phone with both her arms down?
Tripod & voice activation or whatever
He’s been busy shopping for a ring
That’s honestly hilarious. I’d be laughing
Sex is supposed to be a fun bonding experience. I see no problem. If you can’t have dumb fun with your naked bestie who can you have fun with
This guy fucks
Green flag
brown flag.
She hasn’t heard from him since? She’d better unclench and make sure he’s okay…
Well did she ever give his nose back?
Give him his nose back! Give him his nose back!
If you can’t laugh during sex, then what dafuq are we even doing here‽
That “waka waka” fucking killed me!
You guys make noise during sex?
¿Quein no?
No lo hago.
Justa
It’s been a long while since I’ve seen an interrobang in the wild - you are a gentleperson and a scholar my good chum!
bc if you laugh it reminds me that my tiny peen is a joke and the erection goes away
Unless you’re like 1.5 in 10,000(.015%),I can assure you your average or slightly above.
Edit: can’t help myself, there’s an abnormal amount of angry small dick fuckers here.
I’m no expert but I don’t think that’s how bell curves work.
Edit to also add; my bad for making someone else feel better about themselves. I’ll try not to make that mistake again.
I would ask you to look it up.
Edit to add; micropenis affects about .015%. I find it weird others are disagreeing.
I think they disagree because not having a micropenis (in the medical sense) doesn’t imply that you are above average.
Assuming penis length is distributed normally exactly 50% of people are below average. If you remove 0.15‰ from that you are practically still left with about 50% that don’t have a micropenis and are below average.
What if 90% of people have the exact average length, and the rest are the bell curve?
Nice though experiment, but doesn’t hold up to scrutiny on many levels (not meant in a condescending way, just to spinn that thought experiment further)
First, we can’t even agree on how/what to exactly measure with penis length. Even if we fixed that, the actual distribution itself doesn’t have buckets (like size ranges) but would contain all data points individually. If we measure with unreasonably high precision and assume that penis length is a real (in a mathematical sense) number than there is a 0% chance that two people have the same penis length and there would be no person that has an exactly average penis length.
Stepping back from this thought experiment, there is data for penis length and the standard deviation is wider than most people would expect, it’s far from 90% being average unless your average bucket is something like 5-20cm
Homie, there is no swaying me.
Someone felt bad about themselves and I presented them with a counter.
Fuck it, maybe I have a micro peen? And I was just trying to help out a fellow homie.
Edit to add: doesn’t matter if they do or not. Fuck maybe I do! But it is not what’s important!
What’s important is it not being fucking important!
Edit edit: I think that last line is one of coolest things I ever typed.
Being swayed by facts is not a bad thing
I really appreciate people helping other people especially because the internet is often such a harsh and toxic place, but I don’t think presenting a counter that’s factually wrong really helps.
And you are right, it’s not important. I mean it’s not even a requirement to have a penis at all for intimacy. So unless you don’t have a tongue, no hands (not even 10 fingers required) you should be ok. You could also try toys.
Penis length is often an ego thing and that’s hard to fix in a lemmy comment.
You are the first person to mention micropenis
Lol, thanks for trying to use that as a cudgel. I’m comfortable with the size of my bits.
But thanks for focusing on that.
Edit to add: this entire interaction started with me telling someone they didn’t have one!
This is really not a good look for you homie, trying to dog pile on at the last minute…
But you’re still the first to mention it. Why are you telling someone they don’t have a micropenis when they didn’t say anything to suggest they had one? It makes no sense. That’s why your thread was so off the rails, because you started a massive non sequitur.
… fuckin’?
“what the fuq”- meant
I guess wearing a rigid mask?
Yeah.
Perfectly one that shows you as a terrible person.
Go ahead and dawn a donald trump mask. You deserve it!
*don
You get the upvote just cause I’m so confused.
Um, what?
Honestly, don’t know what I was going on about.
My bad.
But the sentiment remains!
I’m angry at you, and don’t know what for.
Forgive me.
I mean no offense, just figured I’ll post the relevant Wiki article
I’m honestly tempted to start an nsfw account just to post pictures of my dick cause of this wiki link.
Like your honest response, legit makes me feel defensive. Fuck you for that. I haven’t felt any sorta way about my genitals in a long time.
No offense taken.
As I said in an earlier comment, I’m cool with the size of genitalia.
This argument with Lemmy started with me telling someone else they don’t need to be ashamed of theirs.
Don’t know how it turned into me talking about mine, but y’all can think I’m guilty of having a less than desirable size. I really don’t care all that much.
Peace and love to you on this new year’s day.
what if she farts, or accidentally poops.
How the fuck do you accidentally poop
When you let one rip and you go: “oh shit!”
Ever heard of a shart? lol
I do remote work. I’m the shart lieutenant.
I wouldn’t worry
Discover if you’ve got a scatological fetish
Surprise pinkeye
Some of us pay good money for that
One of the best things about monogamy is how freely bodily fluids of all kinds can be shared carefree
(Unless it’s feces; that’s not out-of-the-box sanitary)
Well feces ideally isn’t a fluid
I’m SORRY if we can’t all meet Cosmo’s latest unrealistic beauty standard of the week. If you can’t handle my feces at its most-fluid, you don’t deserve it at its most-viscous.
It took me a moment to realize you were referring to Cosmo the magazine. I saw that OP’s username is Mr Fish and immediately thought of Cosmo and Wanda.
Mr Fish + Cosmo makes my brain completely skip the fun show made by a horrible person and go to A Fish Called Wanda for whatever reason
Most managers pay good money for people who brown-nose them
Dude got suffocated by an anus.
Mine hasn’t ever suffocated someone, but it has cleared rooms before.
What the f*** is a Pusay?
It’s only a Pusay if it comes from the French region of Pusay. If it doesn’t, it’s just sparkling vagina
Censoring yourself while asking about a censored word is the epitome of irony.
Someone call Alanis!
We’re attempting to achieve the comedy.
C*medy please, there may be mods present. They are triggered by people having fun.
Use “ple*se”, this is the internet, some people may find kindness triggering
What the fans is a Pessay?
You should get that fixed.
No it’s a pisay
Isn’t that how Macklemore pronounces it in “and we danced”?
A punanny
Steven Segal ft. Lady Saw: Me want the Punani
Yes, Steven Segal the bad action actor.
I went through therapy to block that memory. I curse you and Robert Evans for making me aware of this song.
You’re welcome!
This is peak Segal. He should be known for this and not anything else.
I can’t know him for the sex slaves? Or his time as a cop using a tank to kill a dog? Theres so much more to unpack of the man. What about the time he tried to rape Ray Charles’ granddaughter?
He’s an actor? I know him from Putin’s parades, which he attends frequently
You mean a Volvo?
p-say
Lord, I’d cum and then propose.
And if I was her, I’d wait til you were fingering my asshole then say, “Told you I’d put a ring on it”
