Look at all of those losers on the roof. Man, I bet they felt so tough up there.
Ok.
SOME whimsy is acceptable.
Please note that having a firm grip doesn’t preclude you from going on a rampage. Quite the opposite, rigid control enables you to channel your whimsical outbursts of political rage even better
Who said anything about making it out!?
Tolkienian, Lewisian, Seussical, even.
A firm grip on your what again?
Nobody makes it out alive.
Yeah, I’ve misplaced them., can’t remember where I put them.
Have you checked the bed cabinet?
Yeah that was the first place I looked, I did find my childhood innocence there tho, but that had dried up into a shriveled little ball.
Try to drop it on some happy juice, it usually helps
Also, check the fridge freezer, I remember I put mine there once, and ended up forgetting it there for a few years
Based.
