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They are turtles. Their junk is internal. Comes out of the same hole they poop and pee from… Cloaca.
"The more you know"🌠
Totally Tubular!
Turtle Power!Cloaca Bunga. ✌🏻
My mutated genitals are now inside my amphibian cloaca!
PARTAAAAAAAAAY!
They always were…
… dude, you’re a reptile. Salamanders are amphibians
Tortoises have obscenely large genitals
Booking a flight as we speak.
I can attest to this. We have a sixty pound salcota tortoise, who gets very randy around his black rubber feeding bowl…looks like a fleshy flower. Like something you’d see in Stranger Things’ upside down.
Edit: punctuation
Fed on a diet of pizza (totally wrong for a tortoise) and kept out of the sun for the majority of the time by that psychopath of a rat, it’s unlikely these kids don’t have massive developmental issues and stunned growth.
That’s why tortoise isn’t my nickname.
Considering they’re TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles I’m afraid to double-check this, but I’m sure rule34 applies anyways and proves this wrong
Chris Hansen:
“They are “14 age mutant ninja turtles”, why don’t you take a seat?”
First published in 1984.
The turtles are now in their mid to late fifties.
Bummer, dude…
