• V0ldek@awful.systems
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    3 days ago

    I think I already said this but you’re not making me use something called “Floorp” even if it’s the last piece of software in the world. Just come on.

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      1 day ago

      There is a wall decoration at the Enschede central station listing all the important companies started there by the local university and all but one I had not heard of (which is prob my fault) but those also all sounded like ‘Floorp’ I get a chuckle every time I walk past it.

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        11 hours ago

        Tech people should be banned from naming things (I’m fine with including myself here)

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        1 day ago

        Satire died when my friend told me at their Very Serious Corporation with a Very Important Mission Critical Software Stack they use a thing called “Splunk” and it wasn’t a joke.

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        2 days ago

        I only use software named after words that aren’t made up. That is, I don’t use software. I post here by waving copper wire at telephone poles to bit bash my way through the tubes.

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        3 days ago

        The search engine that dominated the industry was named for a child’s nonsense-babble word for 10^100;

        And how did that work out in the long term? There were warning signs!