• shittydwarf@piefed.social
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    "As you know by now, I have taken the ‘short route’ home. Good luck! We shared one thing… our love & caring for young ladies at the hope they’d reach their full potential

    Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to ‘grab snatch’ whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system. Life is unfair. Yours, J. Epstein"

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      As an english major, let me translate:

      "As you know by now, I have taken the ‘short route’ home. Good luck!

      By the time you read this, i’ll be dead.

      We shared one thing… our love & caring for young ladies at the hope they’d reach their full potential.

      We’re both pedophiles.

      Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to ‘grab snatch’

      Donald trump is a pedophile too.

      whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system. Life is unfair. Yours, J. Epstein"

      But we’re the ones in jail.

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          Wow.

          You know, the shaky belief that many people have held on to for years is that when the elites and the people, the individuals in power, were exposed as deranged pedophiles that it would unify the working class to set aside their differences and at least revolt en mass to end this nightmare exploitation we’ve been experiencing together.

          I always knew that was a farce deep down, I always knew that it wouldn’t be so cut and dry or easy. But I really didn’t think we’d see this many working class people actively defending it, or that it would be this blatantly obvious. Where the fuck do we even go from here man?

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            There’s a few defenders, and an army of paid bots and shills. They’re a very vocal bunch with a large portion of the worlds capital to back up the tiniest noise that might be in support of them.

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        most likely possibility to me has always been that he did kill himself - the doj gave him the means to commit suicide and he accepted; this letter and perhaps others were written between the acceptance and the act.

        when you’re on suicide watch in federal prison, if they don’t want you to die, there’s no way you’re going to die short of biting your own tongue off and choking on the blood. so rather than see this as ‘he was planning suicide’, see it as ‘he was secretly offered death as a plea deal and he accepted’.

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          Yeah i think that’s a likely scenario as well. Murder by suicide, basically.

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    So cute that they’ve pulled it.

    Not only it is a completely futile gesture because it will be out there forever now, but it proves that they’re actively trying to cover up Trump’s implication.