Wouldn’t you? You’re sent to Middle Earth with the idea of inspiring Men to resist Sauron, and your last, best chance to kill the bastard rests in the hands of people so insignificant that the Valar never bothered to brief you on them. You’d get high too!
Not a perfect system but if you find out what a people love you’ll have a much better idea of what that they are about
He only visited Hobbington because that’s where you get the best pipe weed in the Shire.
“So are you like…an angel or something?” Frodo asked. “I dunno man. Lemmy hit that blunt,” Gandalf replied.
TIL … Lord of the Rings was just an elaborate weed induced hallucination
“Your love for the halflings’ leaf has clearly slowed your mind.”
“Your love for the halflings’ leaf has clearly slowed your mind!”
