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Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

Miracle Whip is better than mayonnaise

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Miracle Whip is better than mayonnaise

Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • presoak@lazysoci.al
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    14 hours ago

    I think Miracle Whip is a petroleum byproduct + air.

  • HobbitFoot @thelemmy.club
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    3 days ago

    I upvoted this because you are wrong, you have bad taste, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

  • Aeao@lemmy.world
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    When the war comes we a now have a list of dissenting people. They will be eliminated. Thank you brother.

    May miracle be constantly on the whip! (That’s our battle cry for the uninitiated )

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    What an awful opinion
    *angrily upvotes*

  • 6nk06@sh.itjust.works
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    A commercial fake mayonnaise that you can’t do on your own, and that contains corn sugar, flavors, and a lot of other crap? Unpopular opinion indeed.

    • Aeao@lemmy.world
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      “And I’m proud to be an American where at least I know I’m free”

      Eagle flies by carrying the American flag

      Fire works in every direction.

  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Upvoted out of sheer disagreement 🫡

  • iamanoldguy@lemmy.world
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    My mother used to pack peanut butter and miracle whip sandwiches for my elementary school lunches. I still can’t stand even the smell now.

    • titanicx@lemmy.zip
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      Wtf

      • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Yeah that should be illegal.

    • hoch@lemmy.world
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      My mom grew up on those and would always try to make me try it :/

    • guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip
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      Are you okay now? I hope you went NC for the trauma she inflicted upon you

      Tap for spoiler

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  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
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    Far too sweet to use wherever mayo is used. I guess it has a place if you are trying your hand at 1950’s cooking and making the abominations that were served during that era.

  • RBWells@lemmy.world
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    What are you putting it on?

    I hate it because it’s sweet and mayonnaise really ought not be sweet. There is nothing I am using mayo in where I want to introduce sweetness. But maybe you are using it in something I am not.

    Do you like sweet pickles too? Now I am picturing the worst tuna salad possible, with miracle whip and sweet pickle relish. Ack.

    • TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world
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      You just described my ideal tuna fish sandwich…

    • hoch@lemmy.world
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      I find that it pairs well on a tomato sandwich, but that’s the ONLY thing I will put it on.

  • DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works
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    You monster.

    Upvoted.

  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    Really depends on the use case. Mayonnaise had many more culinary uses than just sandwiches, so it’s my go to. But it’s really hit or miss depending on how it was kept/who manufactured it. Miracle whip is at least consistent.

    • Lightsong@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, whenever I visit somebody’s house and they have miracle whip, they’re usually will be brown.

  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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    Kewpie mayo might change your mind. But maybe not. What’s your take on salad cream?

    • Beacon@fedia.io
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      What is salad cream?

      • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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        Keeps your salad soft and protected from the sun.

      • thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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        It’s a UK thing, kinda like mayo but instead of oil-based it’s vinegar-based and with some mustard in it. Used in effectively the same way. I’ve only had it a few times but it reminded me more of Miracle Whip.

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        You dip potato chips in it.

    • AA5B@lemmy.world
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      Second the kewpie mayo. I always preferred miracle whip over mayo because at least it has some flavor. But so does kewpie mayo!

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    Nah, dukes is the best.

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      I lean towards kewpie, but after looking into it, I do want to give this a try

      • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        You should. I liked Hellman’s, but kewpie is better, but Duke’s is better than that

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    Growing up, my mother always got Miracle Whip instead of mayo, so mayo just tastes weird to me.

    But I’m not a big fan of either

  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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    IT AIN’T SHIT ‘LESS IT GOT THE TANGY ZIP O’ MIRACLE WHIP, bitch

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