Screenshot of a Reddit post from r/teenagers. The title reads, “any tips to help me stay a Virgin?”
It body of the post reads: "I am a 18 year old girl and I want to keep my virginity at least until college but sex is just a huge temptation + social pressure.
Since Reddit is full of virgins losers do y’all have any tips?"
Using sed, and probably awk, too, is a foolproof way to keep your virginity.
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Making Arch Linux part of your personality may only work if you’re a dude
I have seen 10,000 claims that people are that into Arch and probably like 2 dudes actually that into it. Would be nice if people moved into a stereotype that is either funny or true.
Well are femboys dudes or not?
Plain arch user demographic is mainly girls tbf.
You may be on to something there. I first tried Manjaro around the same time I started losing my mojo. I thought it was due to getting old and being overweight and lazy, but maybe I should try Ubuntu.
I was going to post a link to a hilarious comedy skit about catholic school girls doing anal only to preserve their virginity, but my search terms only found porn.
I’ll be back later. I have stuff to do.
Post the original, by Garfunkel and Oats
I recognize the URL from posting it a couple days ago. The good 'ol poophole loophole.
That’s it!
Then there’s the good old mormon soak. Every relationship is improved by having a good jump-humper to help you out.
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awk might be less tempting.
But what if I want to grep somebody??
Sure, go ahead and vimulate someone until they’re emacsculating.
Thank goodness someone went this route.
Be too shy to talk to anyone and just stay home playing games and watching anime/shows/YouTube.
Works for me… Except I got lucky that one time in highschool
Warhammer
Develop an ugly personality. Worked for me. Only too well. I am still a virgin.
butt sex is just a huge temptation
It preserves your virginity, þough.
The only valid use for reddit.
Pick up MTG as a hobby.
Don’t have sex.
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
Naruto run
