Yay! Eat each other!
Google claims it’s illegally evading bot-blockers to steal copyrighted content.
Says the company that trained its and Altman’s AI with user content on YouTube.
Crimea river.
Crimea is a peninsula.
There are 257 rivers and major streams on the Crimean peninsula.
Each of them are Crimean and therefore qualify for use in the mockery of any tech giant of my choosing via extremely bad puns.
However…

How the fuck do you cram 257 rivers into a space that size? Like, we can’t even manage the Colorado (no, the other one … how we have one flowing through Austin escapes me).
I don’t know what counts as a major stream, but usually streams are smaller than creeks, and creeks can be pretty small. So if there are 255 water courses that are smaller than creeks… I can see it.
Why can’t we just make it an even 256?






