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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Everyone In Dream Smells Smoke

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Everyone In Dream Smells Smoke

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

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DAYTON, OH—Every single person, historical figure, and anthropomorphic talking object inhabitting Brian Jensen’s dream Friday night was suddenly struck by the unusually strong smell of smoke, subconscious sources reported.

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And for come reason, they all have to pee.
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Yeah I fall asleep in the hammock by the smoker too. Or at least I used to, when my cat would hang out with me out there

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