I’d be at the oddball table with the roly poly, millipede & dragonfly…

I have a decent relationship with mantids already. I’d sit with them.

I will sit under the lightbulb and wait for the moths to join me.

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Everyone knows that anyone who knows anything about anything would go for the most evolutionary diverse group - spiders.

There is nothing these little guys can’t do. Fly over hundreds of kilometres? You got it. Extend their nervous systems several thousand times past their body area using web? Check. Biological hydraulic system? Yup. Jump 10 to 50 times their body lenght? No problem. Live underwater using silk made diving suit? You bet your sweet behind. Paralyze your body after one bite? Easy.

As far away from the moths as possible. Too chaotic and irrational for me.

Moths every time. It’s not even close.

With the mantids and wondering where the phasmids are.

Idk, I feel like the colourful ones would group a bit differently.

The popular high-fashion ones (orchid mantis, jumping spider, rosy maple moth) would be at one table, goths (bumblebee, tarantula) at the other, jocks are already together (beetles, tho ladybug prob carries a knife), goodly two-shoes nerds (bees) also, other spiders are obv commuter nerds, …

Anyway, I would skip lunch bcs this feels like a way too social situation.

Mantises

Bees because bees are usually pretty chill and I like chill. Especially the bumblebees.

At one of those empty tables

Moths, they’re cool and cute.

I wouldn’t dare to sit here as a human. I’m too big and would probably squish them all by accident.

But if I got to choose to be one, I’d go for the spiders. You get:

• two extra legs over the rest
• your own supply of crafting materials
• lots of eyes
• and a cozy place to relax in

Unless you are a piece of shit, because then the beetles will ragdoll roll you around until you are a nice sphere of shit.