Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.
Oh shit is that this weekend? I was gonna make plans but I kept putting it off and never got around to it.
get high
Drop a ten strip and create a new big bang.
Start a fire, drink 22 beers outside, smoking weed and grilling food.
Cuddle for warmth
When it happens I’ll keep calm and tell a trusted adult
I have reservations for dinner at Milliways.
I don’t know, I can’t plan ahead more than 5 minutes
Space heater.
I’ll see myself out to [email protected]
Just planning to chill, same as I do every other night of the year.
Chill until we can chill any further.
Throw a big party.
And I mean big.
Like we’re gonna have to watch to make sure the salsa doesn’t collapse into a black hole big.
Probably just go around again
well I’m probably scheduled for work so…
By that time I can release that giant fart that I am saving for.
