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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

Lily Allen's West End Girl Being Released On Butt Plug-Shaped USB Drives

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Lily Allen's West End Girl Being Released On Butt Plug-Shaped USB Drives

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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago
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Lily Allen is taking pre-orders for a butt plug-shaped USB drives that contains her album, West End Girl.
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    That base is insufficiently flared. I get that they’re not meant to actually be used as buttplugs, but given that there are so many flat out dangerous buttplugs out there in the world, I feel like if you’re going to use the image of them in order to be edgy and in the news, you should at least represent a proper buttplug

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      Lets be honest, that whole thing is barely thicker than a finger. Novelty would be a stretch or rather no stretch.

      Someone will though.

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    Nobody else manages to be simultaneously posh and trashy quite like Lily Allen.

    • qevlarr@lemmy.world
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      Posh?

      • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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        She’s West London entertainment royalty. She just affects a mockney (and occasionally dodgy Jamaican) accent to be more “street”, innit.

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        We’re USAmericans, we have an incredible inferiority complex and think white people accents are fancy.

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    News flash. Who gives a fuck about famous people’s relationships. We all have our own problems to give time to, not this dumb stuff. They sure as hell don’t care about us.

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      Panis et circenses.

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    Good to see physical media making something of a comeback!

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    Put West End Girl in your Best End, Girl

    • Kraiden@piefed.social
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      It’s like bad prophecy: When the moon is full, the West shall be in the South

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    Healthcare workers now hate this lady.

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    Who’s going to be the first person admitted to the ER because a Lily Allen album is lodged in their rectum?

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      Trick question I did that shit last year.

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      I’m in the waiting room right now for my weekly clean-out.

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      That ship sailed closer to decades ago than not.

      Spend some time with ER workers (and pay for their damned drinks) and you will learn just how toned down The Pitt actually was.

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      For the low price of 19.99 it could be YOU!!

      And if you are lucky, you might even get a bit of malware up there.

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      This man is beautiful and I want to look into his eyes every day

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    Don’t.

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      Do.

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        That.

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          Yet.

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            Unless?

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              You

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                crave

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                  Data

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    Corporate espionage is about the get a lot more exciting.

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    That woman is magnificent.

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    Slpt, for when you need to cross the border to/from an unfriendly country

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    Desperate to stay relevant? Just show-buisness right?

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      You’re being downvoted for being dismissive, but you’re not incorrect. She’s been quite open about making more money selling feet pics than with her music, and she doesn’t give any fucks about horny dudes jacking off to her image. So this fits the pattern, I’d say. Go girl, who cares, no judgement

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        🫡

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      Per the article, it’s a dunk on her cheating ex-husband.

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