Are we required to actually eat it? If so, chocolate, because I’d rather throw up once than get cholera. If not, maybe the shit just for novelty’s sake.

I’ll have the chocolate stout

I’ll take the latter… I’m not a coprophiliac so it won’t affect me in any way whatsoever.

Shit might already taste like chocolate for all I know.

I’ll take the first option, I prefer to know that I didn’t eat shit. Then I’d say “this tastes like shit” and never eat chocolate again.

Everyone chooses the choccy flavoured poo, until they become sick from eating poo.

According to Europeans, American chocolate already tastes like vomit, so… I guess I’m going for the chocolate that tastes like shit?