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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

Anon asks out a girl

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Anon asks out a girl

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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  • Huschke@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    What makes you think that the girl is even real?

    • Alaknár@sopuli.xyz
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      19 hours ago

      What makes you think that girls are even real?

      • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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        19 hours ago

        Everyone on the internet is either a man or a dog.

        • AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          38 minutes ago

          not true, some of us are cats

        • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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          18 hours ago

          woof

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            16 hours ago

            Nice try. We know you’re a frog!

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        17 hours ago

        Well, I’m taking estrogen, so they’re about to become real

        • EldritchFemininity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          11 hours ago

          If you can’t get a big tiddy goth gf, become the big tiddy goth gf.

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        17 hours ago

        Hmmm… I remember an old lesson from the ancient times of the Internet, now long forgotten:

        “Girl” is an acronym for “Guy In Real Life”.

        Checkmate; girls are a social construct!

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        17 hours ago

        What makes you think?

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      12 hours ago

      Tits or gtfo

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      17 hours ago

      Chatbots would have strung him along for at least the subscription fee.

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