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minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·1 day agoJust imagine it lapping at the juices leaking from the shredded remains of your face. Glad to help!
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoWait, no, I think that’s leopards
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-21 day agoYou’re selling cheetahs short here. I’m confident that they’re perfectly capable of face-munching. …Fell free to put it to the test and prove me wrong though.
minus-squareKingGimpicus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoWorse, cat tongues are barbed and are actually abrasive. They can literally lick your face off given enough time.
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoHow many licks does it take to get to the center of a human?
minus-squareleftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoIt’s a cheetah, not a leopard.
Just imagine it lapping at the juices leaking from the shredded remains of your face. Glad to help!
Wait, no, I think that’s leopards
You’re selling cheetahs short here. I’m confident that they’re perfectly capable of face-munching.
…Fell free to put it to the test and prove me wrong though.
Worse, cat tongues are barbed and are actually abrasive. They can literally lick your face off given enough time.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a human?
More than you’d enjoy.
It’s a cheetah, not a leopard.
Accurate.