Was your Thanksgiving catered by 7-11?
Ha, yeah right, I wish! I couldn’t splash out that kind of cash this year.
Hey, they have some of the best gas station pizza! I did in fact get a pizza from them on Thanksgiving.
How many pounds of hot dogs did you serve at your hot dog only Thanksgiving supper?
Just the normal amount.
Was a wheelbarrow involved? … or several wheelbarrows?
It’s much easier on the back than carrying those massive burlap sacks.
That’s a Real Man’s Food!™©® Charred hotdog dipped in used motor oil!

Honestly I’d rather have the crispy hotdogs
I took OP’s premise and found last-night’s work-lunch fit the bill at least so well as their food pic. Surprised I took the pic, but I was having similar thoughts to OP’s at the time.
Everything was fine until the 10 cent ramen joined in. (Well 45 cents in Trump’s America)
Actually, the green-bean casserole my work-mate offered was the un-planned-for, late-arrival part. Otherwise, I wasn’t planning on warming the ham up. It was all delicious together.
Serious dad vibes. Lord of Leftovers.
The background makes this picture.
The charring and the reduction of the juices at least show me there’s some inkling of cooking ability.





