I buy my turkeys after everyone else.

here, they typically go on sale for 1.99lb and I buy 5 of em. portion them into smaller pieces and the. I do not buy chicken for the year because of it. 5 turkeys for the price of 5 chickens essentially… it’s fucked

Just throw it in the fryer frozen. I do it every year at my family’s place. The biggest thing is to make sure the fryer is at someone else house.

Well sure.
Thanksgiving was last month.

It’s never too late if you have a microwave.

We can still save him. We have the technology.

Too late to apologise