Clearly Dave died, passed into the afterlife, lost a game of chance to a demon and was forced into a deal for his soul, and ended up cursed with immortality.
Fuck that, Dave clearly sold the other fishes souls for immortality only to be stuck with a bunch of self centered kids. That’s some monkey paw level wish fulfillment there.
Clearly Dave died, passed into the afterlife, lost a game of chance to a demon and was forced into a deal for his soul, and ended up cursed with immortality.
Fuck that, Dave clearly sold the other fishes souls for immortality only to be stuck with a bunch of self centered kids. That’s some monkey paw level wish fulfillment there.
He died the first time, he just didn’t realize it and kept swimming along