• thefluffiest@feddit.nl
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    10 days ago

    “A lecherous sunrise flaunted itself over a flatulent sea, ripping the obsidian bodice of night asunder with its rapacious fingers of gold, thus exposing her dusky bosom to the dawn’s ogling stare.”

    The 2021 winner. Ghastly indeed