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Reminds me of a Dave Barry Classic:
“The word politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly,’ meaning ʻmany,’ and the word ticks,’ meaning blood sucking parasites.”
Inb4 parasites serve a useful purpose in nature
They sometimes do! This comparison is really insensitive.
Hey now, there are some good landlords out there. I’m 43, and have rented most of my adult life, and have lived in many different places, and all of my landlords have been total pieces of shit with no exception, but I’m sure there are some good ones out there. Right?


