But I was told by American propagandists that there are “no-go zones” full of dirty evil criminal Muslims just waiting to murder you!
It’s true. Every Saturday I hear their call out on the streets late at night from dark alleys.
“Hey boss, you want kebab?”
“Extra just for you boss man”
Week after week, trying to kill me with coronary failure.
A truly insidious people
You’ll get cheffed up and put in a spliff if you set foot in central London
London is an amazing town. 93 murders in a city of millions that is arguably THE original Metropole, is truly incredible work.
Protests in baguette!
Why are you sorting by teens?
Curious about the adult figures because I’d guess they are lower but obviously can’t say anything for sure.
Farage the Twat and Robinson the Turd will be selectively looking at this chart like climate deniers look at temperature charts.