If I knew how to use magic magnets to remove Christianity from people’s heads I would have started doing it long ago
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
TIL god is iron man.
Nobody knows what magnets are. Except this guy.
What is he on and where can I get some?
Who told them the plan?!
Give this man a nobel prize for figuring out how magnets work
I only managed a “D” in E&M (why are surface integrals). Do I have to detransition?
Because there are surfaces. Make everything perfectly uniform, and they vanish.
Can God make a magnet so powerful that even he can’t overcome it?
He might need one to save him from those iron chariots he can’t defeat.
can god make a magnet so gay he wants to fuck it
God is all powerful, yet utterly powerless to stop people from being gay and doctors from interfering with his will
The onion couldn’t write this shit.
Apply holy water to deactivate the magnet
Dont think he has to worry, he has no brain for anything to be sucked out of.
Establishing that god is ferrous or an electric field feels like it should be a heresy
What’s god going to do to stop me? Get stuck to the fridge?
oOOooooOOOooo look at god displaying my D- in theology to all the kitchen
Just get the magnets wet and they won’t work
Our society is not that different from the 15th century.
Transvestigations are the new witch hunts
We are just apes with pants
We’re apes forced to wear pants because of arbitrary rules.
If given the choice, I’d still wear pants in the winter but I might consider not wearing them in warm weather
is given a choice i’d move to ireland so it’s socially acceptable to wear a utilikilt
edit: you know what fuck social acceptability anyone got a good utilikilt website
Speak for yourself. I’m naked.
