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cm0002@digipres.cafe to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 day ago

If you're hot and thirsty, they're hot and thirsty.

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If you're hot and thirsty, they're hot and thirsty.

lemmy.ml

cm0002@digipres.cafe to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 day ago
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    21 hours ago

    I’d expect something like this:

    Doomba the disk spinner bot with a chainsaw from Battlebots

    Source: https://battlebots.com/robot/doomba-wcvii/

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      Whoa, Battlebots is still a thing? I remember when they had a show on Comedy Central in maybe the late 90s or early aughts?

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        You can’t stop ppl from craving robot carnage. They’d do it even without the cameras in some backyard, if the must 😆

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        I watched that show on PBS good times.

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    Bro if this shows up imma use all my fridge magnets on this mfers… like pocket magnet on those fool!

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      Tear apart your microwave, turn the magnetron into a short range EM ray gun, would probably fuck up their hardware.

      I mean uh… don’t actually do that, without a trained electrical engineer advising you, or you’ll maybe fuck up your own internals, those of anyone near you, and/or electrocute yourself, and/or blow out your circuit breakers.

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    ONE of those?

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    .45 ACP will work just fine on all of them.

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      21 hours ago

      It also works on you.

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        Game on, then, I guess. I’d rather hunt robots than men, though if it gets that bad what has to be done has to be done.

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          just leaked: the ultimate shared surpressed freudian drive of all lemmy techie nerds

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        And there have been experiments with mounting automatically controlled guns on these things since before Boston Dynamics had “consumer” models.

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      Or 5.56, or a shotgun slug.

      Aim for their ‘faces’, with the roll cages.

      That’s where they’ve got their fancy spinning multi spectral cameras.

      Hell, its possible even paintballs all over that area would successfully blind them.

      Failing that: Throw a crabbing net on them.

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