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cm0002@digipres.cafe to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 day ago

If you're hot and thirsty, they're hot and thirsty.

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If you're hot and thirsty, they're hot and thirsty.

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cm0002@digipres.cafe to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 day ago
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    It also works on you.

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      Game on, then, I guess. I’d rather hunt robots than men, though if it gets that bad what has to be done has to be done.

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        just leaked: the ultimate shared surpressed freudian drive of all lemmy techie nerds

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      And there have been experiments with mounting automatically controlled guns on these things since before Boston Dynamics had “consumer” models.

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