My friends and I used to call each other dildos before we knew what it meant. It was my favorite insult; it rolled off the tongue. Then one of my friends’ older brothers told us what it meant and we were shocked. We must have been at it for months.
I was playing Nintendo with my dad when I was fairly young, we were racing. He didn’t take the shortcut, so I figured in my little head that a playful insult was warranted. And I remember thinking that ‘chicken’ just wasn’t quite powerful enough.
So, my, a teeny tiny little blonde girl, turned to my dad and said “what are you, a pussy?”
My friends and I used to call each other dildos before we knew what it meant. It was my favorite insult; it rolled off the tongue. Then one of my friends’ older brothers told us what it meant and we were shocked. We must have been at it for months.
I miss being that innocent.
I was playing Nintendo with my dad when I was fairly young, we were racing. He didn’t take the shortcut, so I figured in my little head that a playful insult was warranted. And I remember thinking that ‘chicken’ just wasn’t quite powerful enough.
So, my, a teeny tiny little blonde girl, turned to my dad and said “what are you, a pussy?”
Ha ha
You stupid dildo!
Same. I dont know where I heard the word from, but it became my playful insult as a kid.
Got a very rude awakening when I called someones kid a silly dildo and had a red faced dad scream spitting in my little childhood face about it.