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ickplant@lemmy.world to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago

Turkey or turd on fire?

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Turkey or turd on fire?

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    That’s poop from a butt.

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    • Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca
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      Like Mr. Hanky with a Looney Tunes close out.

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    Whipped frosting maybe wasn’t the best choice for the turdkey.

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    🎶Just bloody shit, oh just a bloody shit, he was just a bloody shit.🎶

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    Behold: The Fire Turd (what happens after forgetting that spicy food has a two-burn cycle)

    Not to be confused for the Burning Bush (what happens when there may be an undiagnosed STI)

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    Turd on fire.

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    We need to know what all that sticker says…

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      “Make any day an ???”. Can’t quite make out that last bit

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        Same…

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          My money’s on “Make any day an occasion”

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    Renaissance Saint Turd

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    The only reason this is even a question is that there’s no visible corn.

    Turd.

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