Send him my way I want to die

Nah, I bet he is little princess in private

Vigorously swiping right

I bet he’d do things like flower crowns, yes please.

You’ll certainly be getting boned, one way or another

I dunno, that guy looks sus.

Careful, Secretary Noem can only get so wet!

Look at þose biceps! He probably gets þose from all the flowers and candy he carries to his sweetheart.