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    Jolene, Jolene , Jolene, Jolene;
    I’m begging of you please don’t take my man.
    Jolene, Jolene , Jolene, Jolene;
    Please don’t take him just because you can.

    Your beauty is beyond compare
    With flaming locks of auburn hair
    With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green

    For years our town’s been terrorized
    By the beast who takes disguise
    In the shell that calls itself Jolene

    Our sleep disturbed by quaking breath
    Eyes closed against the threat of death
    That lies behind the teeth of that Jolene

    The closer that you get to her
    The more those edges seem to blur
    To something that cannot be called Jolene

    Jolene, Jolene , Jolene, Jolene;
    I’m begging of you please don’t take my man.
    Jolene, Jolene , Jolene, Jolene;
    Please don’t take him just because you can.

    He screams about you in his sleep,
    And when he wakes does naught but weep,
    In terror of the one they call, Jolene.

    We cower here beneath your gaze,
    That sets the earth and sky ablaze,
    Have mercy at the end of days, Jolene.

    Before her wrath no foe could stand,
    Their corpses piled upon the sand,
    The blood of gods are on her hands; Jolene.

    Her hunger barely satisfied,
    She feasted on the ones who died,
    She slumbers now in starless skies; Jolene.

    Jolene, Jolene , Jolene, Jolene;
    I’m begging of you, please don’t disturb her sleep.
    Jolene, Jolene , Jolene, Jolene;
    We’re safe while she still slumbers in the deep.

    Your teeth are sharp, your mouth agape
    Your claws rend flesh, there’s no escape
    From judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene

    Blackening the summer skies,
    With burning wings and countless eyes,
    We tremble at the thought of you, Jolene.

    Bliss withered from this awful truth,
    Gone is the ignorance of youth,
    The unrelenting mark of that Jolene.

    Jolene, Jolene , Jolene, Jolene;
    I’m begging of you please don’t take my man.
    Jolene, Jolene , Jolene, Jolene;
    Please don’t take him just because you can.

    The foolish who came to defend,
    Their broken minds will never mend,
    They fell at the mere sight of you, Jolene.

    But I’ve seen beyond that auburn hair
    My eyes have met your vacant stare
    And I’ve been told I’m hard to scare, Jolene

    Jolene, Jolene , Jolene, Jolene;
    I’m begging of you please don’t take my man
    Jolene, Jolene , Jolene, Jolene;
    I’ll end this story just how it began
    I’ll take your teeth if you try to take my man