• ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    14 hours ago

    Used to a know a guy named Mop who had a dog named Filanges on account of his long toes. He called me bud and gave me brisket every chance he could as long as I stayed for a conversation

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      13 hours ago

      Totally a tex story.

      Guy named mop

      Was that his real name a nickname? Who cares. I know the dogs name tho! The brisket was good and if he called on me I guess I’d stand up.

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          11 hours ago

          I once knew a guy named Irish.

          He absolutely wasn’t named Irish and no one else called him Irish…

          I’m just easy going and lazy. He said his name Was Irish to me. I memorized Irish. I’m calling him Irish because he told me his name was Irish. Fuck it.