Yeah. You want to know what the people excelling in college are doing? Laughing at the med students still studying as they leave their labs at 2am to go decide whether they’re going to fuck or sleep, knowing they don’t have time for both.

Well it’s that or they’re living a balanced life. Idk I was fueled by fumes and insane dedication in college. Fuck I miss it, and the ability to live like that.

Me, waking up to be below average: “Good morning! 😃”