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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Enough Democrats caved that they’re ending the shutdown and people are still going to lose healthcare meaning it was entirely for nothing.

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      once again making it very clear that the suffering is the point

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        For the Democrats.

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      Fuck Chuck Schumer

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        I wish I lived in an area to vote for Chuck Schumer so that I could vote for someone else.

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      The orphans that were not crushed while the orphan crushing machine was unplugged, will they be spared, or just be placed back on the conveyor belt?

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        Back on the belt, of course.

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        Not to worry. An extra orphan crushing machine can be provisioned now to deal with the backlog.

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