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Is that Ted Cruz?
coal powered sack of semi sentient worm skin suit wearing ass kissing Ted “I’m a real human” Cruz? I’d say it’s him from the context alone, but the picture clinches it.
Don’t invite this guy into your house!!! It’s a trick!!!
Definitely a trick. He showed up at my house and cleaned up all my blood! I was still using it!
DONT LISTEN TO P1K1E GUYS.
I AM NOT A CROOK
Dunno why but I love the left margin on the second bullet point. Really ties it together.
Lol now that is properly hilarious.
Carpet munching.
