LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zoneM to WomensStuff@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days agoWomensStuff weekend positivity... what is a sentence you'd say to to promote yourself to someone?message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up129arrow-down1message-squareWomensStuff weekend positivity... what is a sentence you'd say to to promote yourself to someone?LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zoneM to WomensStuff@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square11fedilinkfile-text
Be it a manager, potential friend, or the PTA committee. What’s a sentence you’d say to promote yourself?
minus-squareIcytrees@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoI can poop in under a minute and it only takes one wipe.
minus-squarebirdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day ago one wipe i’m calling cheats, this is an absolute life hack
minus-squareIcytrees@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-21 day agoThe cheat is oatmeal and coffee for breakfast. Fast-Poop Oatmeal In a pot or microwaveable bowl mix: 1/2 cup large flake oats 1 tbsp flax seed meal 1/2 cup water 1/2 cup milk pinch of salt Boil and serve with fruit, cinnamon and nuts.
minus-squarebirdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoHmm, oats and flax seed, fruit, that might be it. I don’t do much of those.
I can poop in under a minute and it only takes one wipe.
TFP (Team Fast Pooping)!!!
i’m calling cheats, this is an absolute life hack
The cheat is oatmeal and coffee for breakfast.
Fast-Poop Oatmeal
In a pot or microwaveable bowl mix:
1/2 cup large flake oats
1 tbsp flax seed meal
1/2 cup water
1/2 cup milk
pinch of salt
Boil and serve with fruit, cinnamon and nuts.
Hmm, oats and flax seed, fruit, that might be it. I don’t do much of those.