Be it a manager, potential friend, or the PTA committee. What’s a sentence you’d say to promote yourself?
I have a family of 4 Blåhajs and I take good care of them :3
alternatively, I’ve completed Celeste with less than 1,000 deaths.
I have never been successfully prosecuted for any crime.
Hahaha that’d definitely get them curious
I’m loyal, friendly and try to do the right thing by others.
True and works in a variety of situations
I can poop in under a minute and it only takes one wipe.
one wipe
i’m calling cheats, this is an absolute life hack
The cheat is oatmeal and coffee for breakfast.
Fast-Poop Oatmeal
In a pot or microwaveable bowl mix:
1/2 cup large flake oats
1 tbsp flax seed meal
1/2 cup water
1/2 cup milk
pinch of salt
Boil and serve with fruit, cinnamon and nuts.
Hmm, oats and flax seed, fruit, that might be it. I don’t do much of those.
TFP (Team Fast Pooping)!!!
Normal people are weird, aren’t they?
I’d deffo be interested if you said that to me! I like difference
