IDK why but colored toilet paper seems wrong somehow.
I agree. I like to color it myself. Never get this variety though, can only seem to get brown and red
Um, red? You might want to see a doctor about that…
Half the population deals with red regularly. Just saying.
If you buy cheap tp you can find out on your own!
In this house, if we can’t identify the tree the toilet paper came from by the chunks of bark still left, we throw it out.
Can’t let an asshole have nice things, after all.
And sometimes you get free toothpicks.
Red isn’t that bad. Red means anal fissure or something. Uncomfortable but not dangerous.
Dark red or black, though…that’s bad.
All different colors = 5?
That’s the most colours of toilet paper we found, yes.
i regularly see a black one.
interesting to see but i don’t buy it
Black seems like a terrible idea…
How do you see all the blood with black toilet paper?
i can’t see blood with white either 🙃
Oh la-de-da Mr. doesn’t bleed from his asshole!
I’ve seen some novelty TPs where they have funny faces on them but I respect going for the full color spread.
You must have lived like kings in 2020
We did indeed.
I wonder why nobody made brown toilet paper 🤔
Does he want some brown coloured ones to add to his collection?
man i knew this was gonna be a dad joke… but you were serious!
You must be shittin me
Reddit tier joke
Why isn’t brown toilet paper more common? You can make it light-brown and cleaning your ass might be less visually aggravating, I would still prefer white personally, but I would have though that people would have optimized the colorimetry of toilet paper as it has been done with surgical robes and things that might involve blood to create a lesser visual shock
I mean, the gun emoji was changed to a water gun 🤷🏻♂️
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Also, you could say that white toilet paper includes all the other colors, they are just mixed up c:
I have only white. And brown.
Prepper
They make neon orange, for hunters I think; could add one of those.
Used to? Was he raided in the early days of covid?
He moved and never picked up his collection again!
It was the only thing of value he had to leave them. “Sell these and get yourself and your sister an education.”
I am no longer toilet paper the white. Now I am toilet paper of many colors.
Arranged like Pascal’s triangle
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