Helium miner: Mine collapse!
Zapp: Mine collapse too… Collapses water cup
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take of your pants and dance around a little?
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies!
Let me show you why they call me The Velour Fog. Hit it.
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Too low! …Lower…
We have failed to uphold Brannigan’s Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? [pause] Kif, I’m asking you a question.
-You want the rest of the champaggin?
-It’s pronounced “sham-pane”.
-Oh, God, no!Oh god, you’re killing me. OH GOD YOU’RE KILLING ME
Really any of his lines from War is The H Word or Amazon Women in the Mood.
What makes a man turn neutral? Gold? A lust for power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
- When I’m in command, every mission is a suicide mission.
- [introducing himself] I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan at your service.
- Brannigan’s Law is like Brannigan’s love: hard and fast.
I don’t pretend to understand Brannigan’s Law. I merely enforce it.
She’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro
She’s out of control! You win again, gravity!!
I often quote “You win again, gravity!” Whenever I drop something or the like, lmao.
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
You win again, gravity!
I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies, you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.
If I don’t survive, tell my wife, hello.
How very neutral of you.
