• Allonzee@lemmy.world
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    Oh I’m sorry the adults have adult things to talk about, like how that person at work was rude to you, you don’t know what this acquaintance meant when they said that unimportant shit they said, and you need to get gas and pick up skim milk tomorrow. So mature!

    I’m 40 and married with a kid, and pity the adults who decided to “grow up.” I make it a point to NEVER give my work life so much as a passing comment or thought the second I leave it. Life is ridiculous, nonsensical, gallows hilarious, and absurd, better to revel in that than actually be childish and play pretend it’s harrumph a super serious undertaking I do declare.

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    I had a big titty goth gf. Now I just have a big titty wife who had to go dress shopping for a funeral because she no longer owns any black clothing

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      Sounds like she’s upgraded to “so damn goth AF it’s nigh-invisible to normies” and that’s awesome for her! (And you, no doubt) Get it, woman! 🤘🏼🐦‍⬛🖤

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        This is the true level of goth. When you no longer give a fuck and you know wearing all black just makes you less anonymous, so instead you just wear blue jeans and a white t shirt to be as anonymous as possible and not conform to wearing the black uniform.

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          Quite a few of them/we/us end up in thrift shop/second hand/army overflow.

          That makes it so very frustrating when one tries to determine if somebody is a nazi or an elder goth.

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    I love all the tiddies, but prefer the smaller ones. The rest sounds great.

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    By the way, women with smaller breasts: you’re appreciated and loved. Don’t get fooled by society telling you only monstrous milk bags are attractive. Everyone has their own taste and preference. And I’m not hitting on you, just trying to boost your confidence. In my own, dumb style💖