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Have… You tried ordering sushi??
He reincarnated!?
“In a rich man’s house there is no where to spit but in his face”
It’s called cooking
Just lob some Making and a few Nigiri in a pot with half water, salt and a bit of olive oil. Boil for at least 15 minutes.
Jorking it requires no ingredients (that I do not already possess) and is therefore free.
Since when did “jerking off” become “jorking it”? My autocorrect doesn’t even recognize the word “jorking”.
It makes me imagine the Swedish Chef masturbating.
sometimes i go to the olive garden and order coffee and ask them to keep me full of breadsticks. it’s cheap as hell and i think i ate 2000 calories of breadsticks last time.
LMAO You are the worst kind of customer. As a former server, I absolutely hate people like you. Especially since the restaurant expects customers to subside their income.
I hope you at least tipped the guy $10-15 minimum for the effort of running breadsticks back and forth for you for $3/hr.
Fuck restaurants for under paying like that.
But also fuck off, the only thing worse then A conman as an idiot who willingly let’s themself get conned while full well knowing it’s a con.
Fuck your tip. Unionize or shut up.
25 actually. i’m not an asshole. also they’re paid 15 minimum before tips in my state. thanks for the judgement on something you actually know nothing personally about.
Whats called cooking? When you jork your food?
CHICKEN JORKY
There’s no such thing as an original thought.
Wow, that’s true! Did you come up with that?
It can’t be empirically proven that I didn’t.
There is no such thing as a new idea. It is impossible.
He asked if I came up with it, not if I was the first to come up with it.
I never saw that Mark Twain quote.
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon
Pretty sure airplanes and spaceships never existed under the sun until fairly recently.
Tbf airplanes and spaceship care objects, not ideas. There are plenty of accounts throughout history of people wanting to fly or reach up to the heavens.
You mean they were IN the sun before?! How the fuck did we get them out of there???
I posted about this exact quote like last week
Punk, est. 403 BC.
Milk.
It’s cheap af and fairly well balanced. Don’t do this if you’re lactose intolerant, though.
Lactose free milk exists
As a lactose intolerant person, my solution is peanut butter. Just fucking full spoons of the stuff. Probably not for everyone, and is a bit high in fat and low on carbs in extremis, but it’s decently balanced all things considered and requires very little effort while remaining quite cost-effective.
Definitely gonna need some water on hand, though.
I’d rather just eat a can of beans. Preferably with rice, but I can do without.
Certainly not mutually exclusive. As a man in his 20s who is both lazy and bad at cooking, rice, beans, and peanut butter could comfortably be called the Triumvirate of my diet lol.
Boydinner.
What do call an ork wearing jeans?
Fashionable
Elon Musk? 🤷
Bruh. Why you gotta do Orks dirty like that.
Bet Diogenes never had a Diet Pepsi though
