$184K for your very own “bar” and heart shaped hot tub

  • frickineh@lemmy.world
    16·
    11 months ago

    I always wanted to pay $184k to tear down a house! How did they know?

    Seriously, the realtor isn’t even trying. The description is hilarious. I guess when you have the love child of a cabin and a funhouse built in what looks like about 3 of the crappiest trailers in the park glued together haphazardly, there’s not much you can say to make it appealing.

  • weariedfae@lemmy.world
    10·
    11 months ago

    Post pictures: eh, it’s a lame and tacky diy but alright I guess…whatever, it’s nothing a sawzall can’t fix.

    First exterior shot I see: Oh this is some hillbilly shit right here.

  • Perrin42@kbin.social
    7·
    11 months ago

    “She said I’m gonna hire a wino, to decorate our home.
    So you’ll feel more at ease, here, and you won’t need to roam.
    We’ll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
    And a neon sign’ll point the way to our bathroom down the hall.”

  • Ilikecheese@lemm.ee
    6·
    11 months ago

    I like how, out of all the pictures on the page you picked the least awful one to put in this thread.

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukEnglish
      2·
      11 months ago

      It feels.like there’s a few tales to be told about that place.

      For starters it looks like a house has been put on top of another house.

      Then a few rooms look like they were fitted out for animals, possibly primates.

      Then the rest of the house has the feel of a cheap porn venue.

      All selling points as far as I’m concerned, although it might need a scrub down with bleach.