Another week SMASHED! We’re gonna play monkeys paw. Person 1 says a wish, and Person 2 corrupts it. So for example… “I wish a million dollars” the monkeys paw would be something like “You only get it when you’re 60”. Person 2 then says their own wish.
Have fun and stick within the community rules!
I flippantly wish for £200, so I can make the final mortgage payment on my house.
Your £200 arrives rapidly, and with a great deal more force than expected, as a comically large, cartoon-bank robbery styled sack of £1 coins falls from a helicopter and smashes into your face.
This one made me lol. What’s your wish?
Hmmmm…
Lets go with an immortal talking cat with human level intelligence.
The cat stages a coup and becomes our overlords. Humanity is enslaved.
I wish I was a good cook