Another week SMASHED! We’re gonna play monkeys paw. Person 1 says a wish, and Person 2 corrupts it. So for example… “I wish a million dollars” the monkeys paw would be something like “You only get it when you’re 60”. Person 2 then says their own wish.
Have fun and stick within the community rules!
I wish I was shorter.
Both your legs have been severed in an industrial accident.
Cold! What’s your wish Z?
that would do it. I should have never asked.
I wish everybody would get what’s coming to them.
Congratulations, mail service is much more reliable now!
Oh god I’d be so happy with that
I wish I was a good dancer
You were a good dancer. But that stopped five minutes ago.
Noooooo!! What’s your wish?
I wish I was 25 years younger.
But you’re just being teleported 25 years into the future
Yikes! what’s your wish?
I wish my beverages were always the exact right temperature
No matter what beverage you make or buy, they will always be the optimal temperature for hydration, between 50 and 72 F (10 and 22 C). You are condemned to lukewarm tea and warm soda.
I wish weeds wouldn’t grow in my garden.
Your garden can now only support the plants you planted this year. Any others are considered weeds, and will not grow under any circumstances.
Brutal. What’s your wish?
I wish they would like me as much I like them
As soon as they do you suddenly go off them.
I wish I was taller
That’d probably reality at this point…
But you get too tall to wear even oversized clothes
Good one! What’s your wish?
I wish I knew another language
You now know a language that no one ever spoke but that in itself is complete.
You know an ancient and dead language with no surviving written text so nobody believes you.
I wish I can always know where the comfiest place in my vicinity to hang out is.
Haha good one! Alas you know where the comfy place is, but can never get there. Something always gets in the way.
I wish I had my own castle
It’s a magnificent sand castle that the tide will overtake in a few hours.
I wish I could whistle loudly.
You can, but only once.
I wish I was on holiday in New York
I wish I had naturally curly hair
Ever shower you take for the rest of your life is with horrible hard water that damages it.
Oh that’s bad. What’s your wish?
You have to manage your curly hair.
But it’s gorgeous 😍
But you have to style it every day, oh wait that’s reality, (sorry for that btw), but no product makes your styling last longer
But it’ll be so pretty…
But I have to wake up two hours earlier just to get my hair done in the morning…
I flippantly wish for £200, so I can make the final mortgage payment on my house.
Your £200 arrives rapidly, and with a great deal more force than expected, as a comically large, cartoon-bank robbery styled sack of £1 coins falls from a helicopter and smashes into your face.
This one made me lol. What’s your wish?
Hmmmm…
Lets go with an immortal talking cat with human level intelligence.
The cat stages a coup and becomes our overlords. Humanity is enslaved.
I wish I was a good cook
I wish I was the queen
Your dead now and only your corgis, but not your family, are missing you.
Oh no my corgis! What’s your wish?
Hmmm, I wish to be very muscular!
You are, but only on your left leg.
I wish I had air con
Tbh I could kick people very hard this way. Would be okay.
Your house’s electrical wiring is not up to the task, running any other electrical device at the same time will trip the breaker.
Noooooooo!!! What’s your wish?
I wish I could go back and forward in time
Whenever you go back in time, you reappear in the same place, where the earth will eventually be at the time of your departure.
And you can already go forward in time.
Haha good point! What’s your wish?
