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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago

Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

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Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works
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    Well shit, I would if I could. Not touristy shit but like a nice quiet spot, a fire and a drink in my hand

    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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      Someone should make a twitter type bot called the texas inclement weather warning system and it just checks to see if Ted has been seen at airports.

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      It’s floods, not fires.

  • givesomefucks@lemmy.world
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    Was expecting an article…

  • logicbomb@lemmy.world
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    Ignoring the satire for a second, vacationing can help people get over trauma. It’s not a bad idea. But it’s also not really grieving in the traditional sense. And obviously, a politician would have different rules.

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      Yes, but not while it’s still going on and he can help. It’s not different rules.

    • TimLovesTech (AuDHD)(he/him)@badatbeing.social
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      Yeah, but if they have no power at home, or shits flooded, old Ted’s gotta grieve about it someplace his constituents can’t find him.

  • m3t00🌎@midwest.social
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    ‘is how i Grift’. better weather than Texas, low prices and no suit. onion struggling to top reality.

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