“that is not what I signed up for goodbye!”
This is a plot point in one of the Witcher short stories.
I can’t be the only one who was disappointed when the beast turned into generic inbred royal twink?
Not a real man like Gaston
Gaston had years of practice sucking down liquid protein too
Noooo oooooone sucks like Gaston, no one fucks like Gaston, no one’s dick’s as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there’s no man in town half as manly,
Perfect, a bear so-far-gone,
You can ask each of Tom, Dick and Stanley,
And they’ll tell you whose top they pre-fer to be on
Worse bit is when Geralt turned up
Did the older live action one get a new actor or did it just become Ron Pearlman without make up?
Presumably she wasn’t just prepared to ride the beast, she actively wanted to be ruined by it.
She was probably disappointed when the transition happened. She thought she was going to be raw-dogged by the monster.
Jerk off before you write your comment next time.
You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my mom.
“I just wish he kept his knotted beast dick…”
Just like how Shek didn’t know that Fiona would turn into a SBBW ogre. He was prepared to wear an angry skinny white girl like a condom
I didn’t need that mental image. But since you have installed it in my head, I am honor-bound to upvote.
sigh
Cue the Hulk/Black Widow GIF
I’m delighted to report that I have no idea what gif you’re referring to, and I am happy to keep it that way
Since you asked
Tap for reddit link
https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/zq07ji/hulk_smash/
Ha! That link is staying blu— dammit
Is there a link directly to the gif? for those if us who don’t have reddit logins?
And turn of your speaker sound! You can thank me later!
You shouldn’t need a login, if on mobile set your browser to desktop mode to bypass the age thing
I tried to get it, but the copied link is about:blank. Try using an instance of Redlib to see it.
flashbacks to the early days of Imgur
that.gif
TBF, the stories that Disney’s been strip-mining for generations’re crazy dark, originally.
- Sleeping Beauty woke to find she’d had two children, and now they were teens nearly as old as she was when she fell asleep. 🤮
- The Little Mermaid was double-crossed by a human princess last minute, and was turned into seafoam (died). 🥹
- ad nauseum…
That’s like, the moral of the whole movie is that she didn’t judge him for his appearance and wasn’t expecting a prince. I figured this was well known.
Right, Beauty, and the author’s thinly veiled fetish.
I know you’re kind of joking, but the story was written during a time where girls would often be married off to older men they didn’t know and the story was meant as a comfort/encouragement to these young girls that he may be ugly and old and not really what you dreamed of, but maybe he turns out to be an actually kind person who can give you a good life and you can learn to love him despite his looks.
That’s the interpretation from the modern perspective on relationships. The tale is from a time where women (well, more like girls to be exact) were married off without any say of their own, and the tale was supposed to tell them “hey, we know the guy we’re forcing you to marry seems like a hairy monster, buuuuut if you can look past that he might be nice actually!”
But in the Disney movie which the picture is referencing, it’s not a forced marriage, which is the version I think most people think of.
To me, the original tales all felt like the Murphy’s Law of storytelling. While they are the originals and are much more mature material, I honestly feel the vast majority of Disney adaptations (I’m talking classic 2d series run) are better at teaching the lessons to a modern audience than the original stories. Times change and art often reflects this.
Sadly, the pendulum has swung too far the other way and we’re remaking material in a span of time that the lessons haven’t changed all that much. That’s why you can go back to pretty much all eras of film and get valuable lessons from it because the lessons all still apply. It’s just that much of a new medium.
Being hairy monster makes you not-nice automatically?
Um, yea.
sad
There’s a difference between being hairy and being a hairy monster.
Generally it’s the fangs and claws.
or she was into furries
I have to imagine there’s a meme or comic of Bella being all super excited ready to bang becoming disappointed once he transforms back into a human, but I wouldn’t know how to search for it without having to sift through piles of rule 34 to find one. I’m not brave enough.
Now that I think about it, I certainly was disappointed. He was a hot muscular beast until he turned into a cookie cutter long haired twink. Should have been a clue.
Now that you mention it, I wonder what that says about the shift of sexual morals. The original French tale was written in 1740.
Time’s only been around since 1740?
If that happened to me, I’d be upset when they turn back into a human.
I think a lot of us already knew…
a story about true love and monster cocks
dont kinkshame her
You say that as though she’s the exception to the rule
She was probably disappointed when he turned
He was still a wealthy prince, no? If he was charming and kind on top of that, I think a lot of women wouldn’t mind, even ones that aren’t furries or monsterfuckers.
If I’ve ever watched the movie I don’t recall it at all, admittedly.
Bro thats borderline beasteality. It is fucked up.
I think straight girls just can’t have standards or they die alone.