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To be fair nobody else matters
"The only person desperate enough to come to the fitting was a shoes salesman.
It took us 5 hours to get him to leave, and all he did was complain about his family."
“It fit the 10 people we grabbed off the street, and we didn’t measure them!”
Weirdly they were all named Al for some reason. That, or there’s a problem with our database.
I won’t pretend I didn’t miss the typo the first time, but I gotta say, the absurdity is glorious:))
It’s my fault, I didn’t add a red circle.
Nono, it’s all my old ass’ fault:)))
can i call you betty?