FROM THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES:
“Dear Slim, I wrote you but you ain’t callin’…”
LMAO. It’s like those spam emails asking if you read the previous spam emails they sent. DELETE, and DELETE. Thank you.
“Hoh, what’s this? A demand from the Cheeto Mussolini? DELETED!”
We’ve been trying to reach you about your nation’s tariffs. You should’ve received a notice in the mail about your nation’s extended tariff pause eligibility. Since we’ve not gotten a response, we’re giving you a final courtesy call before we begin the tariffs. Press 2 to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. To speak to someone about possibly extending your pause or completely removing your nation’s tariffs, press 1 to speak with a bribe counselor.
Who knew the “art of the deal” included a chapter on whining and begging?
You think Trump has looked at anything other than his face on the cover? Some ghost writer thought he would be a good face to put on the book.
Heard and McDonald Islands’s letter is still on the boat that lands there every summer, so the penguins should get extra time to reply.
Make no mistake, it was always begging. Trump threw away the one thing that made this country relevant. That was our stability as a trading partner. Now everyone in the world is looking for alternatives the dealing with the United States.
Strong “pls respond” vibes
Direct to trash! 🗑️
This is MASTERFUL Business Sense! Good job TRUMP! I’m going to do the SAME THING with My Businesses and send Letters BEGGING for Money too!
i firmly believe the us series finale was la la land in december 2016 before that dope took over.
