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Masimatutu@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Masterpieces

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Masterpieces

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Masimatutu@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • visnudeva@lemmy.ml
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    Those planes are more finished than my projects.

  • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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    Also this:

    ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

    • sag@lemm.ee
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      2 years ago

      Fr

    • aidan@lemmy.world
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      Or be me, and have a great commit history, 4 years ago, when I just committed random garbage.

  • arymandias@feddit.de
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    How can a meme make no sense and so much sense at the same time

  • Tony! Toni! Toné! ☑️@lemmy.ml
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    Top left is using node for every project

    • Haus@kbin.social
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      https://youtu.be/oikCkGFK1bk?si=iSGjmhxYXN6OfLEv

  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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    Flight Simulator But It’s Incredibly Cursed.

  • VantaBrandon@lemmy.world
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    The difference is those got off the ground

  • FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social
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    Look at bottom left.

    Bottom left fucks.

    • catacomb@beehaw.org
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      Bottom left is when I make a kubernetes cluster to serve up a mock weather API for practice.

  • kamen@lemmy.world
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    Still worth it if you learn something from them, even if that something is that they suck.

  • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    But, if the top right worked, it would be really awesome.

    • smallaubergine@kbin.social
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      “Boarding starts 4 hours before the flight because we have to load so many damned passengers and luggage”

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        Some people will just stand in the way right after the doorway because they “don’t want to stand up when the person for the window seat comes”. There’ll be others who spend an eternity getting their luggage into the overhead bin. And others will just put their luggage in the first overhead bin they see because “there might not be enough space where I’m sitting”. The majority though will decide to derobe right at their seat for 5 minutes because they didn’t have enough time to do so while waiting 2 hours before boarding.

    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      It was not.

      • HumbertTetere@feddit.de
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        Not the top right though.

        • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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          Oh, my other right.

  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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    You laugh, but I’ll bet Top Left could do like Mach 3

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      It’s absolutely useless, but extremely fast at what it does.

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        C++?

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        “If you’re not first, you’re last.” - Ricky Bobby

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      The Leduc 022 was a ramjet interceptor that could pass Mach 1, but better you than me.

  • Kalash@feddit.ch
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    Bottom right is just a 737 MAX.

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      Not all that different from the canada crj series. Those always feel like they are too long for their wingspan.

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